a Breeze on my butt
Hey efurrybuddy, Twizzler the Meezer here ...
Okay, here's the deal - I'm not gonna like anything that's different. Seriously.
Sure the Breeze box is way easier to clean than the other stuff, doesn't track litter at all, handles all of our "outputs", and is just all-round better than anything else we've ever used.
Whatever. It's different, I'm a meezer, you do the math ...
I even got werked-up over the friendly letter that the nice Breeze people sent me. Had to put the bitey on it. Big time.
Bottom line - I use it ('cause I've got no choice), but I'm not gonna like it. Oh, and I'm gonna let ya know I don't like it 'cause I'm gonna walk up to it and whine at it. A lot. I know it won't do any good, but I've gotta do it. 'Cause I'm a meezer.