Friday, July 25, 2008

a Breeze on my butt



Hey efurrybuddy, Twizzler the Meezer here ...
Okay, here's the deal - I'm not gonna like anything that's different. Seriously.
Sure the Breeze box is way easier to clean than the other stuff, doesn't track litter at all, handles all of our "outputs", and is just all-round better than anything else we've ever used.
Whatever. It's different, I'm a meezer, you do the math ...
I even got werked-up over the friendly letter that the nice Breeze people sent me. Had to put the bitey on it. Big time.
Bottom line - I use it ('cause I've got no choice), but I'm not gonna like it. Oh, and I'm gonna let ya know I don't like it 'cause I'm gonna walk up to it and whine at it. A lot. I know it won't do any good, but I've gotta do it. 'Cause I'm a meezer.

15 Comments:

Blogger LZ said...

At least you broke down. I'll walk in it, sniff around, and then walk out and go to the old box. Sadly I hear the old boxes will be leaving and we'll only have breeze boxes soon. We'll see what happens then......

Latte

July 25, 2008 at 11:02 AM  
Blogger Gemini and Ichiro said...

There is always a choice. Did you see that nice expensive rug? Uh huh...

July 25, 2008 at 11:33 AM  
Blogger jenianddean said...

Good job putting the bitey on the letter. You show it who's boss!
--Jasper

July 25, 2008 at 11:55 AM  
Blogger Mr. Hendrix said...

i'm with you. change is no good. after all, as long as the beans scoop the other kind, who really benefits? not me, not you, just them. i'm all about making the beans serve me.

let me know if you decide to use the box what you think!

PS mommy watches General Hospital so don't feel bad about Monday's soap extravaganza

July 25, 2008 at 1:10 PM  
Blogger The Meezers or Billy said...

oh Twizz, mommy is laffing at you whining at the Breeze Box. She would just say "i'm sorry Twizz, but it's more sanitary and you'll soon forget you ever had different litter". Keep up the whining buddy!

July 25, 2008 at 2:48 PM  
Blogger PB 'n J said...

You tell 'em Twiz!

Mommy's still eying one here, we're hoping that she doesn't fold and get one!

July 25, 2008 at 3:49 PM  
Blogger Shaggy and Scout said...

Seems to us that Breeze box is more for the people than the cats its meant for.

July 25, 2008 at 6:26 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

That breeze box looks pretty cool. Sorry you don't like it.

July 25, 2008 at 7:24 PM  
Blogger Just Ducky said...

Mum says we are not switching! Yipee for me.

July 25, 2008 at 10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DKM said she might get one... I'm not happy about that.

July 26, 2008 at 1:25 AM  
Blogger Nomi said...

I like your stwategy. Whine and whine some more. Let them know you will not accept new substitutes.

July 26, 2008 at 9:08 AM  
Blogger Ivan from WMD said...

"Bottom line"? Ha ha ha, Twizz!

July 27, 2008 at 9:09 PM  
Blogger Shilgiah the Cat said...

Hi Twizzler! I hate change too and I'm not even a Meezer...so I can just imagine your consternation! I think that last word means pissed-offed-ness. Good you let your people know you were NOT pleased.

July 28, 2008 at 10:06 AM  
Blogger Mr. Hendrix said...

Hey gang! i tagged you for a meme. stop by and play when you get a chance!

July 28, 2008 at 1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if you chew up that letter REAL good, those nasty Breeze people will come and take it awaY!

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July 31, 2008 at 2:41 AM  

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